Intro & Verse: CBCF# e--------------------------------- B---6-6-4-4-6-6------------------- G---6-6-4-4-6-6-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3--- D---6-6-4-4-6-6-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4--- A---4-4-2-2-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4--- E---------------2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--- C# B C# F# 1. Who maddest one on the M1 C# B C# F# Who hasn't stopped sucking his thumb C# B C# F# Who very straight and never grins C# B C# F# Who cares what car he's driving in C# Bb Eb B Chorus: He is 'cause he saw it on a commercial break C# Bb Eb B And if he doesn't get what he wants then he'll get a headache C# Bb Eb B C# 'Cause he needs it, wants it, almost loves it Bb F# C# F# He's here on his own, on globe alone, here on his own C# B C# F# 2. Who joined health club to glisten C# B C# F# Into hi-fi precision C# B C# F# Who's mobile 'phone gives him the bone C# B C# F# Who very keen on Sharon Stone C# Bb Eb B Chorus: He is 'cause he saw it on a commercial break C# Bb Eb B And if he doesn't get what he wants then he'll get a headache C# Bb Eb B C# 'Cause he needs it, wants it, almost loves it Bb F# He's here on his own, on globe alone, here on his own, on globe a-lo-lo-lo-lo-lone C# B C# F# La, la, la, la, la, C# B C# F# La, la, la, la, la, G# Then he says CBCFCBG# C# B C# F# 3. Who eats at the new brasserie C# B C# F# Who only ever gets merry C# B C# F# Who wouldn't be seen at bed-time C# B C# F# Without putting Calvin Kleins on C# Bb Eb B Chorus: He is 'cause he saw it on a commercial break C# Bb Eb B And if he doesn't get what he wants then he'll get a headache C# Bb Eb B C# 'Cause he needs it, wants it, almost loves it Bb F# He's here on his own, on globe alone, here on his own, on globe alone, C# here on his own