Intro G F Am F G F C | /_/_/ /_/_/ | /_/_/ /_/_/ | /_/_/ /_/_/ | / / / / | Verse 1 GBm/F# She says there's ants in the carpet--------, Em * Em7/D Eb D * Dirty little monsters------, eating all the morsels-----, Bm/F# C/G Picking up the rub - bish, GBm/F# Give her effer - vescence--------, Em * Em7/D She needs a little sparkle-------, Eb D * Bm/F# C/G Good morning TV-------, you're looking so healthy-----! Chorus Em D We all say, don't want to be alone, Em D We wear the same clothes, 'cause we feel the same, Em D C/G We kiss with dry lips when we say good - night, Em C/G End of a centur -y, oh, it's nothing special! Verse 2 G Bm/F# Em * Em7/D Sex on the TV--------, everybody's at it-------, Eb D * And the mind gets dirty-------... Bm/F# C/G ...As you get closer ...to thirty, G Bm/F# Em * Em7/D He gives her a cuddle-------, glowing in a huddle------, Eb D * Bm/F# Good night TV-------, you're all made up, C/G Em And you're looking like me! Chorus Em D We all say, don't want to be alone, Em D We wear the same clothes, 'cause we feel the same, Em D C/G We kiss with dry lips when we say good - night, Em C/G End of a centur -y, oh, it's nothing special! Break G Bm/F# Em * Em7/D Eb D * Bm/F# C/G | / / / / | / / / / | / / / / | / / / / | G Dm7 Am Fmaj7 G Dm7 C C4 Can ...you ...eat ...her? Yes, ...you ...can! Chorus Em D We all say, don't want to be alone, Em D We wear the same clothes, 'cause we feel the same, Em D C/G We kiss with dry lips when we say good - night, Em C/G End of a centur - y, oh, it's nothing special! Chorus Em D We all say, don't want to be alone, Em D We wear the same clothes, 'cause we feel the same, Em D C/G We kiss with dry lips when we say good - night, Em C/G Em End of a centur - y, oh, it's nothing spe - cial! Coda CECFFFGBm/F# Oh, end of a centur - y, oh, it's noth - ing special-----! ^ ^ Em * Em7/D Eb D * Am/E C D7/A G | / / / / | / / / / | /__/ /__/ ||