A G Grandma has new dentures A G To eat the crust of pizza A G Been taken out by her daughter A G Because she thought she ought'a A G The kids are eating snickers A G Because they're so delicious A G Then there's sticky fingers A C And mother loses her knickers (chorus) Eb Bb C Bank holiday comes six times a year Eb Cb Days of enjoyment to which everybody cheers Eb Bb C Bank holiday comes with six pack of beer C Bb G ......then its back to work A.G.A.I.N. A G Bar-b-que is cooking A G Sausages and chicken A G The patio is buzzing A G The neighbours they are looking A G John is down the fun pub A G Drinking lots of lager A G Girls and boys are on the game A GC And all the high streets look the same (chorus) instrumental same as verse and chorus (chorus) x2