Capo 1 G Bm A G What's the harm in going over just to say "Hello" G Bm A G She is beautiful, you're a zombie from the Thriller video G Bm A G Voice in my head, why Do you sound like Billy Mays? G Bm A G Not now Meatloaf, fights with no one scare girls away Chorus: G Bm A G When she's dreaming about her Prince Charming tonight G Bm A G I'll be eating hot wings with a bib on to his right G Bm A G As Charles Barkley dodges the Death Star's laser beam G Bm Don't ask me what that means Bm A G She's the one that's having this f**ked up dream Verse 2: G Bm A G Doesn't that cloud kind of look like Anna Nicole-Smith? G Bm A G Good one genius, now she knows you're mildly retarded G Bm A G Voice in my head, a pep talk right now would help a lot G Bm A G Buy some flowers that only have 'She Loves Me Nots' Chorus: G Bm A G When she's dreaming about her Prince Charming tonight G Bm A G I'll be eating hot wings with a bib on to his right G Bm A G As Charles Barkley dodges the Death Star's laser beam G Bm Don't ask me what that means Bm A Em She's the one that's having this f**ked up dream Em G A E I thought that she was waving so I was waving back E G A Em Then I turned around and saw the sh*thead she was waving at Em G A E His tanning booth threw up on him, I pale in comparison G A (Keep playing E) (He would think of something cool to say here) G Bm A G Voice in my head, maybe there's no one for me out there G Bm A G On the bright side you're gonna get really good at Solitaire Chorus: G Bm A G When she's dreaming about her Prince Charming tonight G Bm A G I'll be eating hot wings with a bib on to his right G Bm A G As Charles Barkley dodges the Death Star's laser beam G Bm Don't ask me what that means Bm A She's the one that's having this f**ked up dream Outro : D Dsus2 G Bm A Bm (fade)