FEMINIST HOUSEWIVES - BITCH AND ANIMAL - SOUR JUICE AND RHYME Chords: GEDDB e|---------------------| b|---------------------| g|-----11--9--7--6-----| d|-----11--9--7--6--9--| a|------9--7--5--4--9--| E|------------------7--| This is the story of Betty and Sue Two women left their husbands... For each other Db (One, two, three and... *laugh*) D I was watching opera yesterday And Gloria Steinem came on to say Gloria Steinem? Who's Gloria Steinem? Gloria Steinem?s a famous feminist She says there's no separation between housewife and feminist She says you can be a housewife and a feminist Really? Db B D All you housewives can be Db B D Famous feminists just like me Db B Now I am cooking the veggies and valuing myself DBDb B (Cooking the veggies and valuing myself, cooking the veggies and valuing myself) Db B D Gloria where have you been? (Where have you been?) Db B D You?ve become my inspiration (My inspiration) Db B D Gloria where have I been? (Where have I been?) Db B D All these years I've been listening to Jim Get out of the way of the game Where is my dinner? Db B D Gloria please save me now (Save me now) Db B D I need to free myself please tell me how (Free myself) Db B D I am becoming a coward Db B D Gloria Steinem, where are you now? Gloria Steinem, wait a minute I heard on public radio that Gloria Steinem was gonna be speaking at a rally for women?s in Washington DC! DBDBDB D Gloria, Gloria, I'm buying my ticket today Db B D I'm going to the rally in Washington Db B D I'm gonna see her at the rally in Washington Db B D I'm gonna find her at the rally in Washington Db B D I can't wait for the rally in Washington Shit Sue! What am I gonna tell Jim? Well... tell him you're on a business trip Business trip? Sue, I'm a housewife... Db B Alright, tell him you're abducted by a strange group of aliens They took a specimen out of your left breast DB D And planted it into Washington DC and you've gotta go there to rediscover a part of yourself D No Sue he watches the X-files he knows the difference between real aliens and fake aliens Rally? Women?s rights? Who the hell you think you are? D D My name is Betty and my name is Sue Db And there's a lot of thing we can do GEGEDB B Cause we are, wannabe feminist housewives GEGEDB B Yeah, we are gonna be feminist housewives GEGEDB DBGEGb E See you later Jim, I'm going to the rally in Washington D Byebye! D D Well that was five years ago, today Db I said: Herb, you can take you're SUV and shove it up your ass Db B D Me and Betty, we're hitting the road Db BD I'm switching out of wife mode I don't know Herb; it's not like I have anything against you Db B It's just; well you're not really my type Herb D Db B D Look, look, there's no need to argue, this is goodbye Herb Db B D And Herb, I'll try not to slam the door on my way out okay Db B D And try not to choke from the dust coming from my heels, Herb Oh and Herb, don't forget to feed Olive Oil Bye Olive Oil (Meow) Db B D And suddenly, Betty and I were free Db B D We were finally free Db B D Going to the rally in Washington Db B D On the road to the rally in Washington Db B D I couldn't wait for the rally in Washington Db B D Hey Sue, we're almost to the rally in Washington Db B D Well I'm sure it's not hard for you to imagine Db B D What happened in that car on that road to that rally in Washington DC, right? Db Some people say that it was, that it was destiny B D That Betty and I got in that car and got on that road to go to that rally Db B D Some people say that a band of angels guided our car on that road Who knows? Something about the moon, or the way her skin mixed with vinyl Db B D I realize, Sue, I've been lusting after her for four years now Db B D (I've been lusting after you for four years now) Db B D Betty, I've been lusting after you for four years now Db B D (I've been lusting after you, for four years now) Oh my god Betty Oh my god, Oh, My, god I'm a dyke I'm a dyke I'm a dyke Gb E Gb D B D B Gb E Gb E D I?m a dyke, dyke, dyke, dyke, D-D-D-dyke D We're great moms (Hahaha, I wanna do that again)