These are the slightly weird chords; e|--0------0------0------2------| B|--1------1------1------1------| G|--0------0------0------2------| D|--0------2------3------0------| A|--2------0------3-------------| E|------------------------------| CAFD7j9 C Cmaj9 Am Am7 F Fmaj9 C I'm never gonna be the handyman around the house my father was C Cmaj9 Am Am7 F Fmaj9 D7 So don't be asking me to hang a curtain rail for you, because Am Am7 D7 Screwdriver business just gets me confused Am Am7 D7 It takes me half an hour to change a fuse Am Am7 D7 And when I flicked the switch the lights all blew F Fmaj9 C I'm not your handyman C Cmaj9 Am Am7 F Fmaj9 C Don't be expecting me to put up shelves or build a garden shed C Cmaj9 Am Am7 F Fmaj9 D7 But I can write a song that tells the world how much I love you instead Am Am7 D7 Am Am7 D7 I'm not any good at pottery so let's lose the 't' and just shift back the 'e' Am Am7 D7 F Fmaj9 D7 And I'll find a way to make my poetry build a roof over our heads Am Am7 D7 I know it looks like I'm just reading the paper Am Am7 D7 But these ideas I'll turn to gold dust later Am Am7 D7 Cause I'm a writer not a decorator? F Fmaj9 C I'm not your handyman This is just my approximation of the way he plays this live. Seems OK to me but please let me know if you can find any issues with it!