Do God Wop written by Billy Bob Thornton 11/3/05 NOTE: I'm starting 3 minutes in, after the agonizingly long instrumental intro. Also, I'm only including the harmony vocals that don't conflict (chord-wise) with Thorton's vocals. It's less complicated that way, believe me. C CAFGCAFG C Am My bones are starting to show thru F G My eyes are dark and hollow C Am It's all because I'm missing you F G It's getting hard for me to swallow C Am If magic doesn't really come F G Why did you say it did C Am If it's just a fantasy for some F G What do I tell the kids (Rest is Spoken) C Am Ah Dear God F G F C I come to you in all humbilitude (humbilitude) Am F G As a representative of the children (daddy, daddyyyyyy) C Yes they're the ones who aksed me to come to you Am F And talk to you about this particular subject G F C That subject being that little saying you gave us when we were in Bible school Am F At Camp Tanico G C Aks (aks) and ye shall receive (take it take it ooh) Am Now what we aksed for was F G C Can you please just tell us what the f**k's goin' on (what the f**k's goin' on) Am Does magic really come? F G I don't be irreverent or anything like that F C I wouldn't dare would I? Am F But see I'm standing here at Dub Vallard's Frostee Freeze G At the corner of Highway 67 and Salinburger Street C Am F G The home of a lovely girl with a poodle haircut named Cindy C AM F To whom I gave one cleat, a football cleat (hit 'em again harder) G C Am Because I could't afford the 15 that the doctors' sons could (for you) F G You see, we're kinda lost out here GOd C Am F I've got this f**king snowcone in my hand, and it's dripping down (drip drip drip) G F C And we're wonderin' since you're kinda the doctor of the universe Am F G Could ya give us a little cream or somethin' for that (cream doctor) C Am F Could ya just help us out a smidgin G C Kinda lookin' for a clue (just a clue) Am I mean not in the mystery sense FG F C Not in the Humphrey Bogart sense Am F But just in the sense that G We wanna know what to do C Am G When we wake up in the morning and our heart is beating out of our f**king chest C Am C And it hurts