written by Engvall/Hawksley/Powell 12/1/05 INTRO: A G D A G D A G D EVery year at Christmas time my friends all like to bake A G D They make cookies, rolls, and bread and ham and pie A G D And for some weird reason they all send me a fruitcake A G B When I tell them that I ate it it's a lie A G D I use them as an anchor for my boat out on the lake A G D I've made barbells for my cousins Merle and Luke A G D But if I try to eat some my intestines start to quake A/ B 'Cause fruitcake makes me puke CHORUS: A E Fruitcake makes me puke A It happens everytime I eat it so I know it's not a fluke A E Fruitcake makes me puke That's the one thing about Christmas that no one can dispute N/C B Fruitcake makes me puke A G D I keep one in my office as a handy paperweight A G D I hear they're used as hammers in Debuke A G D But when I try to eat some I can't get it off the plate A/ B 'Cause fruitcake makes me puke CHORUS SOLO BRIDGE: B7 And the main thing about fruitcake that I have found B7 It looks the same way comin' up as it does goin' down CHORUS E Well that's the one thing about Christmas that my family can't dispute A/ B Fruitcake makes me puke INTRO out