Intro CACACAG Verse G Start the day! C Drink... G Oh! A bottle of wine down. (Mid day!) C Drink... G Oh! A bottle of whiskey down. G It makes no sense, Dm You be telling us lies. Dm You be telling us lies. F You told us you're going straight. G Now on the concrete with a busted face. Chorus C G F Todd, please put down that whiskey bottle. C G F Todd, put the lousy bottle down. Yes! Interlude CACACAG Verse C Too many nights, crashing your car. C Your face looks like it's thirty-five. G Rise up from the bug infested couch. G You lose your girlfriend while you're killing yourself. C You start fights that you can't win. C You have a new developed sense of sin. G I tell you, man, you have got to stop. G All of your friends have left you now to rot. Dm Don't be telling us lies. (No!) Dm I think he's telling you lies. (Nuh-uh!) F See, wait, no, I saw him just last week. G He left the city on his own to get clean. Chorus C G F Todd, he's out back, he's breaking bottles. C G F Todd's tossing lousy bottles down. C G F Todd's finally breaking the bottle. C G F Dirt, glass, and whiskey's on the ground. Yes! Outro CACACAG C He's my friend!