STANDARD TUNING - NO CAPO INTRO: D - Dsus4 - D - Dsus4 - D - Dsus4 - D(hold) Uh-Oh! D - Dsus4 - D - Dsus4 - D - Dsus4 - D VERSE 1: D Hey Dr. Yang G Chain-smoking Chinese centenarian A Bm GA) Deck my back with pins A D Connect the wires and plug me in D - Dsus4 - D - Dsus4 - D - Dsus4 - D(hold) Uh-Oh! D - Dsus4 - D - Dsus4 - D - Dsus4 - D VERSE 2: D Hey, Love Master Z G Sexy online psychic overseas A Bm GA) When my bank card clears A D Tell me things I want to hear D - Dsus4 - D - Dsus4 - D - Dsus4 - D(hold) Yeah, Yeah D - Dsus4 - D - Dsus4 - D - Dsus4 - D BRIDGE: Bm G7 Well I might be dyin' D A Or maybe I got too much time Bm I can't stop my mind G7 It's runnin' right D With these false teeth A And these plastic knees Bm Bm/A# Go squeak, squeak, squeak Bm/A Bm/G From the porch to the street G Hey Hey Hey Hey Bb Hey Hey Hey Hey VERSE 3: D Hey Dr. Jack G Bend me like a pretzel till I crack A Bm GA) All my joints and bones A D Beat me up and send me home D D-G-A (D) (A) (G) (D) (A) (G) (D) (A) (G) (D) (A) (G) Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey OUTRO: Bm A G I've got too much time Bm A G Baby may I might be dyin' A G Got to help me fallin' doctor A G Got to help me fallin' D Hey Dr. Yang D End on D