#------------------------------------------------------------------------------## AmMaj7: X02110 BmMaj7: X24332 G Fmaj7 G I know why I like you, Fmaj7 G It's cause of your clothing Fmaj7 G And your haircut G (mute) And 'cause you're racist G Fmaj7 G I have a match, your face Fmaj7 G My asking you questions Fmaj7 G You can't answer C You wanna box me? Am AmMaj7 Am7 Am6 Our world works in mysterious ways Am AmMaj7 Am7 Am6 They say a man with a beard may frighten Am AmMaj7 Am7 Am6 Children or dogs, but a mustache scares me more A Gmaj7 A I know why you bite me Gmaj7 A It's cause of your instincts Gmaj7 A And your canines A (mute) And 'cause I kicked you A G A I have a bone to pick G A Please go on the paper G A And fetch me my slippers D5 (mute) And stop meowing Bm BmMaj7 Bm7 Bm6 Man's best friend wags his tail and bares his Bm BmMaj7 Bm7 Bm6 Teeth to the man with the mail and though he's Bm BmMaj7 Bm7 Bm6 Frightened of thunder, he never goes to war B7 F#m B7 Tell me what's the circumstance of circumsision E7 A7 E7 And what happens in my daughter's pants, is whose descision B7 F#m I've seen the facts, of inter-race relations B7 F#m Of see-through slacks, and cyber-masturbation E7 A7 If one hundred monkeys each could have their own show E7 Perhaps one day a chimp might say N.C "You have faith, you just need to use it sayeth the lord" G Fmaj7 G I know why I like you, Fmaj7 G It's cause of your sandals Fmaj7 G And your supper G (mute) And 'cause you're JESUS G Fmaj7 G I have a match; your dad Fmaj7 G My dad has your picture Fmaj7 G Right next to your mother's C And one of Charo Am AmMaj7 Am7 Am6 They hold hands up in heaven and they Am AmMaj7 Am7 Am6 Say their son's name is Kevin but I Am AmMaj7 Am7 Am6 Read in a book somewhere that his name is A G Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack x2