Standard Tuning Song starts on G G D I'm a kid in a candy store Am D I'm a bull in a china shop G D I'm a tired old metaphor Am D For everything you can't afford Am D G And everything you can't afford to be G D I'm a public embarrassment Am D I'm a bottle of diet poison G D I'm a walking advertisement Am D For everything I never meant Am D G And everything I never meant to be (Quietly) G D D I can't hear a thing (Loudly) G D C D Cause I've stopped listening G D I'm the reason I don't go out Am D I'm afraid I might tell me something G D I'm the shadow of every doubt Am D I'm the product this song's about Am D G I'm the product this song's about to be (Quietly) G D D I can't hear a thing (Loudly) G D C D Cause I've stopped listening G D D I can't hear a thing G D C D Cause I've stopped listening Am D Every morning Am D Since I was born Am C Em It's been hard to look in the mirror Am C D And see my face for the horns G D All the fun that the law allows Am D All the fun but with half the meaning G D Come on over, I'll show you how Am D If you lived here you'd be home by now Am D G If you still lived here you'd be home now with me (Quietly, progressively louder) G D D I can't hear a thing G D C D Cause I've stopped listening (Loudly) G D D I can't hear a thing G D C D Cause I've stopped listening Song ends on G