Now there was a tab for this song already, which I found to be accurate, except for one thing. That tab states that the basic chord structure of the song is Em - D - A - Em, but this is incorrect. The D should be a F#. So I've gone ahead and done the lazy thing, namely I just copied his entire tab and changed every D into a F#. So basically, all credit goes to that guy. INTRO Em-F#-A-Em VERSE 1 Em F# Waiting on easy street A Em A brown stone where writers meet Em F# Waiting so indiscreet A Em My sugar to feel her teeth Em F# I guess all she is A Em My mistress interpretation Em F# Sick of your tricks A Em So get your kicks off my frustration Em-F#-A-Em VERSE 1 Your penguin suit is very cute But I swear I can't remember Dispute with a nude Prostitute who smells like ember Fire truck always pretending Mother f***ing Disney ending Fire truck always pretending Mother f***ing Disney ending VERSE 2 A Ab And I don't know C#m B I don't know A Ab If you're the one C#m B Who told me so A Ab And I don't know C#m B The words by heart A Ab But it sure makes sense ever since C#m B that we took part Em-F#-A-Em VERSE 1 She said, Birth Control, Caffeine Sick of daily routine Birth control in between Dancing with Billie Jean Run to hell by midnight hours Swim the styx and take a shower Get your hair done by the sword Swallower on the fifteenth floor Tell your mother that you love her Kiss her like you kiss no other Tell your mother that you love her Kiss her like you kiss no other. VERSE 2 And I don't know I don't know If you're the one Who told me so And I don't know The words by heart But it sure makes sense Ever since that we took part VERSE 3 A Ab Now all the hard faces I've come C#m B With tears that are all A from laughter C#m B It won't take long before they get A what they're after C#m B It won't take long before they get- A Ab All the hard faces I've come C#m B With tears that are all A from laughter C#m B It won't take long before they get A what they're after C#m B It won't take long before they get- OUTRO Em-F#-A-Em tabbed by unknown, edited by vagelier you're welcome :)