Another sweet song from "Happiness and Surrounding Suburbs". Listen to the song for timing 'cause it's hard to convey in the tab, but I'll do my best. All chords are barred and don't go below the 5th fret. A A Everybody wake up, Welcome to the future D E D E There's nothing going on here, Just me and my personal computer. A A I don't love my family, I think they're boring D E D E A And when we get together, I'm so scared of talking to them ADEA About anythi-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-ing. A-A-D E A F# I haven't had a friend in years, I only have sex with myself F# I don't know where it went, but D E All my love is gone. E A F# I haven't had a friend in years, I only have sex with myself F# I don't know where it went, but D B A All my love is gone. A A Everybody wake up, Welcome to the future D E D E There's nothing going on here, Just me and my personal computer. A A I don't love my girlfriend, I think she's boring D E D E A And when we get together, I'm so scared of talking to her ADEA About anythi-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-ing. A-A-D E A F# I haven't had a friend in years, I only have sex with myself F# I don't know where it went, but D E All my love is gone. E A F# I haven't had a friend in years, I only have sex with myself F# I don't know where it went, but D B All my love is, D B All my love is, D B A All my love is gone. A D E A Ahh-ooooooooo Ahh-oooooooo Ahh-oooooooooooooo Yeah!