my friend wanted me to work out the chords for this, i finally got round to it :) played on the ukulele - the chords'll work both for uke and guitar though. also i promise you these are the right lyrics cos theres some really awful ones around. Dm I am a vampire I am a vampire I am a vampire I am a vampire I am a vampire vampire I am a vampire G C I have lost my fangs Dm I am a vampire I am a vampire I am a vampire G C I have lost my fangs Dm G C So I'm sad and I feel lonely Dm G C So I cry and I'm very angry Dm G C And I eat some garlic Dm G C So I'm no more satanic yeah yeah D C a D I am a vampire and I'm walking in the city C a D But the pretty girls don't look at me (don't look at me) G a D Cause I don't have my fangs G a D Cause I have lost my fangs Dm I am a vampire I am a vampire G C I have lost my mouth organ I am a vampire I am a vampire G C I have lost my mouth organ Dm G C So I get bored and I shout Dm G C So I eat popcorn and I put on weight Dm G C And I sing but my voice is breaking Dm G C And I want to play the guitar Dm G C But my guitar is out of tune D C a D I am a vampire and I'm walking in the city C a D But the musicals don't play with me (don't play with me) G a D Cos' I don't have my mouth organ G a D Cos' I have lost my mouth organ ----the end-----