BALLBUSTER - Amanda Richards GDGD G Guess who swings the hammer C G Oh, guess who mows the lawn Guess who's got to stand up D Every time someone does me wrong G Well, I'm a patient woman C A7 But it's about time that I knew G Are you ever gonna grow some balls D G Or will I have to do that for you too? Cadd9 They don't need to be G Swinging down to your knees C Just a pair of eggs D Cadd9 Or a pod of peas... Pleeeeeease! GDCGD G Well, it's all just wasted effort C G Each moment that I spend Wishin' and a-prayin', Lord D That your balls may soon descend G Well, I might seem high and mighty C A7 But it's just occurred to me G That if someone's gonna grow some balls D G Baby, it most likely will be me Cadd9 And you don't want to see G How I can turn the switch C From sweet honey baby D Cadd9 To ball-bustin' bitch... Ooooooooooh GDCGD G Oh, if you ever turn off the TV C G Oh, if you ever put down the bong I might find it in my heart D To write you a better song G But instead of giving flak C A7 Maybe I should be giving thanks G For the chlorine in the gene pool D G Because I know you're shooting blanks Cadd9 They don't need to be G Swinging down to your knees C Just a pair of eggs D Cadd9 Or a pod of peas... Pleeeeeease! GDC G Grow a pair... Yeaaah