Intro: e|-1-0---0-------------------1-0---0-----------------| B|-----3---3-1-3-1---------------3---3-1-3-1---------| G|-----------------4-4-5-2-------------------4-4-5-0-| D|---------------------------------------------------| A|---------------------------------------------------| E|---------------------------------------------------| F C I walk down my street at night G The city lights are strange and violent F C G I am comforted by the approaching sounds of trucks and sirens F C Even though the world's so bad G These men rush out to help the dying F C And though I am no use to them G I do my part by simply smiling (repeat intro or F C G G x2) F C The ghetto boys are catcalling me G As I pull my keys from my pocket F C G I wonder if this method of courtship Has ever been effective F C Has any girl in history said G Sure, you seem so nice, let's get it on? F C G Still, I always shock them when I answer Hi, my name's Amanda, F C and I'm not gonna live my life on one side of an ampersand G F and even if I went with you I'm not the girl you think I am F and I'm not gonna match you C cause I'll lose my voice completely yeah G I'm just gonna watch you F Cause I'm not the one that's crazy (repeat intro or F C G G x2) F C I have wasted years of my life G Agonizing up at the fires F C G It started when I thought that to be strong you must be flame retardant F C G And now to dress the wounds cause into question How authentic they are F C G There is always someone criticizing me She just likes paying hospital F C G Lying in my bed F C G I remember what you said There's no such thing as accidents Am But you've got the headstone all ready C All carved up and pretty G Your sick satisfaction F Those his and hers matching Am The daisies all push up'n C Pairs to the horizons G Your hands full of ketchup F It's nice that you're trying Am The headstone's all ready C All carved up and pretty G Your sick satisfaction F Those his and hers matching Am The daises all push up'n C Pairs to the horizons G Your eyes full of ketchup F It's nice that you're trying F C and I'm not gonna live my life on one side of an ampersand G F and even if I went with you I'm not the girl you think I am F and I'm not gonna match you C cause I'll lose my voice completely yeah G I'm just gonna watch you F Cause I'm not the one that's crazy Yeah... F I'm not the one that's crazy Yeah... F C As I wake up to a cough G The blaze consumed the block F C But poetically stopped at my apartment G And my housemates are all sleeping soundly F C And nobody deserves to die G But you were awful adamant F C That if I didn't love you G Then you have just one alternative F And I may be romantic C And I may risk my life for it G But I ain't gonna die for you F You know I ain't no Juliet F C And I'm not gonna watch you while you burn yourself out baby G No I'm not gonna stop you F F Cause I'm not the one that's crazy, yeah F I'm not the one that's crazy, yeah (C) I'm not the one that's crazy...