Intro AGAGbm6/Ab Verse 1 Ab7 Gbm6/Ab How to stay paralyzed by fear of abandonment Ab7 Gbm6/Ab How to defer to men in solveable predicaments Ab7 Gbm6/Ab How to control someone to be a carbon copy of you Ab7 Gbm6/Ab How to have that not work and have them run away from you Ab7 Gbm6/Ab How to keep people at arms length and never get too close Ab7 Gbm6/Ab How to mistrust the ones who supposedly love the most Ab7 Gbm6/Ab How to pretend you're fine and don't need help from anyone Ab7 Gbm6/Ab How to feel worthless unless you're serving or helping someone Chorus Ab Gb I'll teach you all this in 8 easy steps Db/F E A course of a lifetime you'll never forget Ab Gb I'll show you how to in 8 easy steps Db/F E Ab I'll show you how leaderships looks when taught by the best Verse 2 Ab7 Gbm6/Ab How to hate women when you're supposed to be a feminist Ab7 Gbm6/Ab How to play all pious when you're really a hypocrite Ab7 Gbm6/Ab How to hate god when you're a prayer and a spiritualist Ab7 Gbm6/Ab How to sabotage your fantasies by fears of success Chorus Ab Gb I'll teach you all this in 8 easy steps Db/F E A course of a lifetime you'll never forget Ab Gb I'll show you how to in 8 easy steps Db/F E Eb I'll show you how leaderships looks when taught by the best Bridge Db Abm I've been doing research for years Eb Db Abm7 I've been practicing my ass off Eb Db Abm7 I've been training my whole life for this moment I swear to you Eb Db Abm7 Culminating just to be this well-versed leader before you Chorus Ab Gb I'll teach you all this in 8 easy steps Db/F E A course of a lifetime you'll never forget Ab Gb I'll show you how to in 8 easy steps Db/F E Ab I'll show you how leaderships looks when taught by the best Verse 3 Ab7 Gbm6/Ab How to lie to yourself and thereby to everyone else Ab7 Gbm6/Ab How to keep smiling when you're thinking of killing yourself Ab7 Gbm6/Ab How to numb a la holic to avoid going within Ab7 Gbm6/Ab How to stay stuck in blue by blaming them for everything Chorus Ab Gb I'll teach you all this in 8 easy steps Db/F E A course of a lifetime you'll never forget Ab Gb I'll show you how to in 8 easy steps Db/F E I'll show you how leaderships looks when taught by the best