Asus2 X02200 EA Em A He's a serious Mister shake his hand and he'll twist your arm With monopoly money we'll be buying the funny farm B F#m A So I'll do flips and get paid in chips from a diamond as big as the Ritz E B A Then I'm calling it quits Calling it quits Em A Eyes the color of candy lies to cover the handicap Though your slippers are ruby you'll be led to the booby trap B F#m A And there's no prize just a smaller size so I'm wearing the shoe til it fits E B A Then I'm calling it quits Calling it quits B A G Now he's numbering himself among the masterminds Cause he's hit upon the leverage of valentines B F# Lifting dialogue from Judy Collins storylines A Asus2 A Asus2 A Asus2 Where get-tough girls turn into goldmines EA Em G Bm But oh, those polaroid babies taking chances with rabies F#m A Happy to tear me to bits E B A Well, I'm calling it quits Yes, I'm calling it quits 3x Now he's numbering himself among the masterminds Cause he's hit upon the leverage of valentines (repeat) http://docweasel.com doc@docweasel.com