Criminal

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Cause I'm a Em C#dim CRIMINAL C CRIMINAL Em You god damn right Em C#dim I'm a CRIMINAL C Em Yeah, I'm a CRIMINAL Eminem Em My words are like a dagger with a jagged edge C#dim That'll stab you in the head whether you're a fag or lez C Or the homosex, hermaph or a trans-a-vest Em Pants or dress - hate fags? The answer's "yes" Homophobic? Nah, you're just heterophobic C#dim Staring at my jeans, watching my genitals bulging (Ooh!) C That's my motherf**king balls, you'd better let go of em Em They belong in my scrotum, you'll never get hold of em Hey, it's me, Versace Whoops, somebody shot me! C#dim And I was just checking the mail Get it? Checking the 'male'? C How many records you expecting to sell Em after your second LP sends you directly to jail? C'mon!-- Relax guy, I like gay men C#dim Right, Ken? Give me an amen (AAA-men!) C Please Lord, this boy needs Jesus Em Heal this child, help us destroy these demons Oh, and please send me a brand new car C#dim And a prostitute while my wife's sick in the hospital C Preacher preacher, fifth grade teacher Em You can't reach me, my mom can't neither You can't teach me a goddamn thing cause C#dim I watch TV, and Comcast cable C and you ain't able to stop these thoughts Em You can't stop me from topping these charts And you can't stop me from dropping each March C#dim with a brand new CD for these f**king retards C Duhhh, and to think, it's just little ol' me Em Mr. "Don't Give A f**k," still won't leave Chorus: Eminem (repeat 2X) Em I'm a CRIMINAL C#dim Cause every time I write a rhyme, these people think it's a crime C to tell em what's on my mind - I guess I'm a CRIMINAL Em but I don't gotta say a word, I just flip em the bird and keep going, I don't take sh*t from no one Eminem Em My mother did drugs - hard-liquor, cigarettes, and speed C#dim The baby came out - disfigured, ligaments indeed C It was a seed who would grow up just as crazy as she Em Don't dare make fun of that baby cause that baby was me I'm a CRIMINAL - an animal caged who turned crazed C#dim But how the f**k you supposed to grow up when you weren't raised? C So as I got older and I got a lot taller Em My dick shrunk smaller, but my balls got larger I drink more liquor to f**k you up quicker C#dim than you'd wanna f**k me up for saying the word ... C My morals went thhbbpp when the president got oral Em Sex in his Oval Office on top of his desk Off of his own employee Now don't ignore me, you won't avoid me C#dim You can't miss me, I'm white, blonde-haired and my nose is pointy C I'm the bad guy who makes fun of people that die Em in plane crashes and laughs As long as it ain't happened to him Slim Shady, I'm as crazy as Em C#dim *kch* -inem and Kim combined - the maniac's in C Replacing the doctor cause Dre couldn't make it today Em He's a little under the weather, so I'm taking his place (Mm-mm-mmm!) Oh, that's Dre with an AK to his face C#dim Don't make me kill him too and spray his brains all over the place C I told you Dre, you should've kept that thang put away Em I guess that'll teach you not to let me play with it, eh? I'm a CRIMINAL (Just play the chords while they interlude) Interlude Skit Aight look (uh huh) just go up in that motherf**ker get the motherf**king money and get the f**k up outta there Eminem Aight I'll be right here waiting on you Eminem Aight Yo Em Eminem What?! Don't kill nobody this time Eminem Awwright... god damn, f**k... (whistling) how you doin'? Teller HI, how can I help you? Eminem Yeah I need to make a withdrawl Teller Okay Eminem Put the f**king money in the bag b**ch and I won't kill you! Teller What? Oh my god, don't kill me Eminem I'm not gonna kill you b**ch, quit looking around... Teller Don't kill me, please don't kill me... Eminem I said I'm not gonna f**king kill you *BOOM* Hurry the f**k up! Thank you! Eminem Em Windows tinted on my ride when I drive in it C#dim So when I rob a bank, run out and just dive in it C So I'll be disguised in it Em And if anybody identifies the guy in it I'll hide for five minutes Come back, shoot the eyewitness C#dim Fire at the private eye hired to pry in my business C Die, b**ches, bastards, brats, pets Em *dog whines* This puppy's lucky I didn't blast his ass yet If I ever gave a f**k, I'd shave my nuts C#dim tuck my dick in between my legs and cluck C You motherf**king chickens ain't brave enough Em *tape unrolls* to say the stuff I say, so just tape it shut sh*t, half the sh*t I say, I just make it up C#dim To make you mad so kiss my white naked ass C And if it's not a rapper that I make it as Em I'ma be a f**king rapist in a Jason mask Chorus * 2