Crooked Deep Down

G C G C My life looks good I do confess, You can ask anyone G C G Just don't ask my real good friends Em D Em D Cause they might lie to you, Or worse they'd tell the truth G C G D C Cause there are things you would not believe, That travel into my mind G C G I swear I try and capture them Em D Em D But I always set them free, It seems bad things comfort me C G Good lord I'm crooked deep down C D Everyone is crooked deep down C G Good lord I'm crooked deep down C D Everyone is crooked deep down C G (Everyone is crooked deep down) G C G D C There was a girl she was made for me She stood me up our wedding day G C G And now that girl runs around on me Em D Em D And she's drunk all the time, see I died to make her mine C G Good lord I'm crooked deep down C D Everyone is crooked deep down C G Good lord I'm crooked deep down C D Everyone is crooked deep down C G (Everyone is crooked deep down) Bridge C But I'm not water and I'm not wine G You could say I'm just here for the party C With one thing on my mind D D Squeezing me and my camel through the needle's eye Chorus to end