I Love You Period

D Hey, back when I was going to school A I never learned a thing E All I did was daydream A And waiting for the bell to ring D I had a certain teacher A I always tried to impress her E When she stood up in the classroom A I would mentally undress her Then one day I decided That I would write a little letter She said the spelling was a masterpiece The punctuation could be better I understood what she was saying I got the gist of her sentiment She said I don't mean to be degrading But here's the way that it shoulda went D I love you period A Do you love me question mark E Please please exclamation point A I wanna hold you in parentheses Oh! (Come on , come on) When I went to highschool People said I was a writing fool All my letters became really great With punctuation that was never late But I was having trouble meeting girls I never knew what things to say Soon I had them all overwhelmed When they heard me talk this way - LIKE THIS: