Two Little Boys in Blue

Billy Connolly two little boys in blue from years ago C Now two little boys had two little toys F A whistle and a helmut blue C And when they were wee it was plain to see D G What they'd grow up into C They were hittin' other weans, bashing in their brains F And shoppin' everybody too C They didn't reform, now they're in uniform G C They're two little boys in blue C Do you think I could leave you lying F When I could lie my arse off too C If somebody squawks in the witness box D G I'll cover up for you C I'll tell a pack of lies, pull the wool over their eyes F The way the sergeant taught us to C Before you count to three we'll be off scott free G C We're two little boys in blue Tab from: http://www.guitartabs.cc/tabs/b/billy_connolly/two_little_boys_in_blue_crd.html C Now the duty sergeant said tuck the prisoners into bed F But before you take their cocoa through C Keep them in their cells and hit them where it tells D G But don't leave them black and blue C You can kick them on their balls, bounce their head off the walls F Bash them on the kidneys too C Beat them on the legs and thighs but don't give them black eyes G C Or you'll be a prisoner too C Do you think I could leave you lying F When I could lie my arse off too C If somebody squawks in the witness box D G I'll cover up for you C I'll tell a pack of lies, pull the wool over their eyes F The way the sergeant taught us to C Before you count to three we'll be off scott free G C We're two little boys in blue C So if you see them on the beat As they swagger down your street F Here's a piece of advice for you C Don't trust your luck turn around then run like fuck! G C From the two little boys in blue C Do you think I could leave you lying F When I could lie my arse off too C If somebody squawks in the witness box D G I'll cover up for you C I'll tell a pack of lies, pull the wool over their eyes F The way the sergeant taught us to C Before you count to three we'll be off scott free G C We're two little boys in blue HAVE FUN STEVENBOTHWELL@hotmail.COM