Jeff the Muff Diver

Tabbed by Creinemann@crwdesigns.com Artist George "Barefoot" Nowak http://www.barefootman.com/index.html C Youda heard about Sotos G Long in the West Indies Youda heard about Jacque Cousteau C And Jack McKennys All these men are famous F For their exploits in da sea C G C But there is one diver that I envy C G He's Jeff, Jeff the muff diver C He's a real conniver Am He's the man tome C Who's made diving history G}He's Jeff, Jeff [C the muff diver C At every dive convention G You can find him here Man does he have women C They follow him everywhere It is such a mystery F That scuba ladies love him C Funny thing about it G C Jeff don't even swim C G He's Jeff, Jeff the muff diver C He's a real conniver Am He's the man to me C Who's made diving history G C He's Jeff, Jeff the muff diver C Now the fad that Jeff has started G Has gained popularity Everbody's trying it on C the land and in da sea Some might turn their noses up F But we all know it's true C Way down deep inside they G C wish they were muff divers too C G He's Jeff, Jeff the muff diver C He's a real conniver Am He's the man to me C Who's made diving history G C He's Jeff, Jeff the muff diver