Crackhouse Blues

Intro C# Verse 1 C# Johnny please don't tell the people bout the bluebirds flight Wasting education on a Tuesday night G# Yes, you are my pussy, you're just being mean C# Covering up the muscle in your Jordash jeans B Stick up the phone, who is it? G# Someone has come to visit C# Everybody do the hokey pokey, do the crackhouse blues! Verse 2 C# Do the mashed potato till your feet glow green Got to sweep the floor to keep the crackhouse clean G# Took me to the movies, but the doctor said C# Leave him to get beaten by the black eyed meds Chorus B Stick up the phone, who is it? G# Someone has come to visit C# F# Everybody do the hokey pokey, do the crackhouse blues! Verse 3 C# Now the captain ran for cover when the steamboats crashed Driving off the bridges cause they got no class G# Barbara's got my number, now I've got to run C# Pizzas to deliver in the crackhouse slum, you know... Bridge F# Sometimes when the night gets hot C# I search around for the crack I lost F# I wouldn't expect for you to notice me G# I would not expect you to say 'Johnny!' Verse 4 C# Do the mashed potato till your feet glow green Got to sweep the floor to keep the crackhouse clean G# Took me to the movies, but the doctor said C# Leave him to get beaten by the black eyed meds Chorus B Stick up the phone like we do G# Someone has come to see you C# F# Everybody do the hokey pokey, do the crackhouse blues!